Friday 11 March 2011

Sayings (The Movie)

"A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush"
Uplifting CGI kids flick about a pair of bluebirds who fall in love amidst competing interests only to realize the one you have is worth at least twice more than the one you don't have. They cherish each other's company in the hand of a nearby birdwatcher. (PG)

"Genius is One Percent Inspiration and 99 Percent Perspiration"
The untold story of Albert Einsten's hyerhidrosis. Documentary. (NR)

"Jump On The Bandwagon"
Moralizing western action piece about one outsider's life-or-death decision between saving a hurtling cart of judgmental villagers or preserving his own self-worth as they plummet to their dooms. With a rockabilly soundtrack from Lee Hazard and the Damned Branch Band. (R)

"Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder"
Confrontational indie drama about two college students who fall in love only to realize their attraction would benefit from the pains of absence, and deliberately study abroad at the same time to ensure mutual infatuation and devastation. They vow to stay true, simultaneously swelling and wrecking their poor young hearts. (PG-13)

"The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword"
Hilarious sendup of the unlikely friendship between a journalist and a professional fencer, who meet upon a sinking cruise ship. (PG-13)

"The Early Bird Catches the Worm"
Horror film about a man who is always on time — to die. (R)


"That's All, Folks!"
.003 second art flick that ends prior to audience seating. (NR)

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